Santai pelik : "Jawapan"

Pelajar tekun menjawab soalan peperiksaan

Salam,

Bersempena dengan musim peperiksaan pertengahan tahun ni nak ucap selamat kepada semua para pelajar, semoga dapat menjawab peperiksaan dengan baik dan mendapat markah yang baik insyaALLAH.

Sebenarnya setiap kali peperiksaan penulis akan mengalami perkara ni. Memang agak pelik dan menarik. Kekadang terfikir apa yang sedang para pelajar fikir. Susah juga untuk difahami samada adakah mereka belajar atau tidak selama ini.

Seringkali berlaku apabila penulis 'merait' (memeriksa) kertas jawapan pelajar. Ada yang tak jawab langsung, jawab tapi tak tepat, tak betul dan yang palik pelik jawapan yang diberikan tak berkaitan dengan apa yang disoal dalam kertas soalan. Adakah mereka ini memberikan jawapan tentang apa yang ditanya atau memberi jawapan sekadar apa yang mereka tahu dan fikir...Kekadang penulis ketawa sendiri berdekah-dekah sampai nak pecah perut bila baca jawapan pelik nih...

Walaubagaimanapun bukanlah semua pelajar memberikan jawapan pelik begini. Ramai yang dapat jawab dengan baik malah sangat tepat. Tapi yang ni...susah la nak cakap...Setakat ni baru rait beberapa kertas sudah pun ada beberapa jawapan pelik nih...

Memang pelik...berikut contoh jawapan yang diberikan pelajar dan juga soalannya....

1) Soalan Ting 2 Pend. Islam:

Mengapakah Saidina Ali digelar Karramallahu Wajhah dan apakah maksud gelaran tersebut?

Jawapan pelajar 1 : Karramallahu wajhah bermaksud membawa sebatang sepanduk untuk tenteranya.

Jawapan pelajar 2 : Harimau putih

2) Soalan Tasawwur Islam Ting 4 : Apakah peranan hadis dalam perundangan Islam?

Jawapan pelik pelajar : keluar haid dan keluar air mani

3) Soalan beberapa tahun lepas yang memang tak dapat lupa sampai hari ni : Apakah hukuman bagi SUAMI ISTERI yang bersetubuh di siang hari bulan Ramadhan?

Jawapan pelik pelajar : Duduk atas ais batu selama tiga hari tiga malam.....

he..he..he... pelik...pelik...

Selamat santai....

Iklan - Mencari Janda

Salam,

Macam-macam perkara boleh berlaku kat dunia ni kan.... Macam ni pun ada....

Selamat santai....

Serangan beruang (18 SG)

Salam,

Sekali lagi kali ni kepada yang tak tahan jangan tengok. Berhati-hati bila pergi camping. Bahaya tak diduga. Macam-macam boleh berlaku. Kena berhati-hati setiap masa. Mungkin ada yang dah tengok sebelum nih.... tak mengapa...boleh tengok banyak kali...

Amacam....???

Selamat santai....

Kayu tembus kaki (18 SG)

Salam,

Kayu ni amacam boleh tembus kaki ni.... kepada yang tek boleh tengok jangan tengok, nanti pengsan ....sapa nak angkat.... bukan aper, saja jalan-jalan di alam maya jumper lak mamat ni sambil tunjuk peace..... So, peace balik la kat mamat tu....

Amacam.... ada rasa ngilu-ngilu tak.... Peace bro.... peace no wood...

Selamat santai....

Top 10 Transparent Animals !

Here are the most interesting transparent animals, from icefish to jellyfish to frogs to butterflies! Nature sure is very interesting!

1. Transparent Frog
   
   
   
   
   
   Native to Venezuela, the Glass Frogs belong to the amphibian family Centrolenidae (order Anura). While the general background coloration of most glass frogs is primarily lime green, the abdominal skin of some members of this family is transparent, so that the heart, liver, and digestive tract are visible through their translucent skin. (Photo by Heidi and Hans-Jurgen Koch)
   
   
   
2. Transparent Head Fish
   
   
   
   
   
   This bizarre deep-water fish called the Barreleye (Macropinna microstoma) has a transparent head and tubular eyes. It has extremely light-sensitive eyes that can rotate within his transparent, fluid-filled shield on its head, while the fish's tubular eyes, well inside the head, are capped by bright green lenses. The eyes point upward (as shown here) when the fish is looking for food overhead. They point forward when the fish is feeding. The two spots above the fish's mouth are not eyes: those are olfactory organs called nares, which are analogous to human nostrils. (Photo by MBARI)
   
   
   
3. Transparent Butterfly
   
   
   
   
   
   Found in Central America, from Mexico to Panama, the Glasswing Butterfly (Greta Oto) is a brush-footed butterfly where its wings are transparent. The tissue between the veins of its wings looks like glass. (Photo by Hemmy)
   
   
   
4. Transparent Squid
   
   
   
   
   
   Found on the southern hemisphere's oceans, the Glass Squid (Teuthowenia pellucida) has light organs on its eyes and possesses the ability to roll into a ball, like an aquatic hedgehog. It is prey of many deep-sea fish (eg goblin sharks) as well as whales and oceanic seabirds. (Photo by Peter Batson)
   
   
   
5. Transparent Zebrafish created by scientists
   
   
   
   
   
   This see-through zebrafish was created in 2008 by scientists so they can study disease processes, including the spread of cancer. The transparent fish are allowing researchers at Children's Hospital Boston to directly view fish's internal organs and observe processes such as tumor growth in real-time in living organisms. (Photo by LS)
   
   
   
6. Transparent Icefish
   
   
   
   
   
   Fund in the cold waters around Antarctica and southern South America, the crocodile icefish (Channichthyidae) feed on krill, copepods, and other fish. Their blood is transparent because they have no hemoglobin and/or only defunct erythrocytes. Their metabolism relies only on the oxygen dissolved in the liquid blood, which is believed to be absorbed directly through the skin from the water. This works because water can dissolve the most oxygen when it is coldest. In five species, the gene for myoglobin in the muscles has also vanished, leaving them with white instead of pink hearts. (Photo by uwe kils)
   
   
   
7. Transparent Amphipod
   
   
   
   
   
   Called Phronima, this unusual animal is one of the many strange species recently found on an expedition to a deep-sea mountain range in the North Atlantic. In an ironic strategy for survival, this tiny shrimplike creature shows everything it has, inside and out, in an attempt to disappear. Many other small deep-sea creatures are transparent as well, or nearly so, to better camouflage themselves in their murky surroundings, scientists say. (Photo by David Shale)
   
   
   
8. Transparent Larval Shrimp
   
   
   
   
   
   Found in the in the waters around Hawaii, this transparent larval shrimp piggybacks on an equally see-through jellyfish. (Photo by Chris Newbert/Minden Pictures)
   
   
   
9. Transparent Salp
   
   
   
   
   
   This jellyfish-like animals known as Salps feed on small plants in the water called phytoplankton (marine algae). They are transparent, barrel-shaped animals that can range from one to 10cm in length. (Photo by DM)
   
   
   
10. Transparent Jellyfish
    
    
    
    
    
    Jellyfish are free-swimming members of the phylum Cnidaria. They are found in every ocean, from the surface to the deep sea. Many jellies are so transparent that they are almost impossible to see. The one above is from the Arctapodema genus, with a size of an inch-long (2.5-centimeter-long). (Photo by Bill Curtsinger)
    

Allahu akbar.....Subhanallah....

Happy Santai.....

Kekuasaan Allah

Salam,

Allah maha besar dan maha berkuasa. Kejadian yang berlaku berupa bala dan bencana hanya sekelumit daripada kekuasaan dan kebesaranNya. Gambar-gambar di bawah adalah daripada Hurricane Lili yang berlaku di Teluk Mexico....

Ambil pengajaran daripadanya.....salam santai...

Sanggupkah anda...???

Amacam....????? Selamat santai.....

Pertandingan misai dan janggut

Salam,

Surfing blog karenah dunia, jumpa pulok pentandingan pelik nih. Biasa pertandingan fesyen ker, dandan rambut ker dan sebagainya....tapi mat saleh ni memang pelik-pelik....apa pun jom santai tengok misai dan janggut dorang.....

Tu la dia misai dan janggut omputeh....sebelum berpisah...blog ni selain german & usa, dah sampai juga ke indonesia & brazil...menarik...canggih zaman sekarang ni kan....so, jangan ketinggalan untuk update posting seterusnya (selagi mampu la...)

Jangan lupa tinggalkan komen/ulasan anda....

Selamat bersantai.

Kekejaman Israel

Israel memang sangat kejam...tidak berperikemanusiaan. Bayangkan mereka yang cedera itu adalah, ibu, ayah, adik, abang dan kakak anda sendiri.... banyangkan dan renungkan....

Klik pada gambar di atas untuk lihat lebih banyak kekejaman Esrael Laknatullah...

Wassalam